Monday, October 12, 2015

Oh Dear God, Milwaukee's Getting a GOP Debate

Oh, son of a bitch:
The Milwaukee Theatre will be the site of a Republican presidential primary debate on the evening of Tuesday, November 10th.
FOX Business Network (FBN) will partner with the Wall Street Journal to host the debate.
The debate will focus on jobs, taxes, and the general health of the economy, as well as domestic and international policy issues.
I'm half-tempted to wander downtown that day just to witness the shitshow out on the streets. Trump, Carson, Bush, Fiorina and like 25 other candidates all descending on the Milwaukee Theatre? Fuck me. What's the over/under on one of them touring the Miller Brewery to show their concern for working class Wisconsin industry? (You know it'd be Miller and not Lakefront; these guys wouldn't be caught dead at a small business if their carcasses were drop lifted in by the Trumpicopter to make them look "small time.") What will keep the security detail busier: keeping us commonfolk away from the candidates, or keeping Scott Walker out of the building? ("GOD DAMMIT, NO ONE TOLD ME I WAS GONNA HAVE HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE FOR ONE OF THESE! I NEVER WOULD HAVE DROPPED OUT!")

The big question is: will Waukesha County have the nerve to brave the scary Milwaukee downtown in order to come see their heroes? After all, they may run into brown people outside the Theatre. Heaven forbid!

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